WHOIS Fat Lester?
Fat Lester: The Illustrious Cat After Whom I Named My Brand and Premium Domain Business
Fat Lester is a 15 year-old hybrid mix between a Bobcat and a regular domesticated cat. He is approximately two-three times the size of an average cat, and he has about five times the appetite.
Author’s Note: There is a semi-related YouTube video embedded at the bottom of this page. Well, the song is semi-relevant, the video is not at all relevant. It is my suggestion to scroll down to the bottom and press play, then scroll back up to the top and read the article while the music is playing.
Fat Lester hunts daily (in addition to being spoiled with canned cat food as well as table-food), and when he makes a kill, he swallows his prey whole.
Lester is also an extremely docile and sweet cat, especially for an animal with Bobcat genes. He has dominion over all the other animals (including the pit bull) when it comes to feeding time.
He’s battled raccoons, opossums and once even attempted to kill a peacock that had broken out of its enclosure when Hurricane Katrina hit Southeast Louisiana. Even at his old age (15 is pretty old for a cat), he is still quite the assassin.
Fat Lester is such a prestigious and illustrious feline friend of mine that I decided to attempt to immortalize him by naming my premium domain name business after him.
He’s getting up in age, so I decided now was the time to pay my homage to him and publicly grant him the credit he deserves for being a totally awesome friend for more than half my life now.
God bless you Lester. I love you buddy! You’re definitely worthy of having my brand and business named after you.
Hopefully, I’ll have the privilege of enjoying your friendship and company for a long, long time to come.
More photos of the real Fat Lester:
As previously mentioned, Lester is a cat who’s never met a meal he didn’t like…
Here is a nice shot of Lester in which he shows just enough of his profile for one to see how handsome a cat he is.
Fat Lester’s second-favorite hobby (after eating) is hunting. However, sleeping is not far behind on his list of priorities…
Anyway, for all of you that have emailed me or asked about the true identity of the notorious Fat Lester, I hope this post helped to satisfy your curiosity
Lester and I would like to take this opportunity to thank all of our readers of this blog, and I cannot express the extent of my gratitude for all the time all of your have spent reading my occasionally lucid but typically pretty dry rants. If humbles me that so many of you have asked me to post photos of the famed cat that started it all. It is my pleasure to have been able to satisfy that request.
While we’re on the subject, if any of you know of a particular domaining-related topic about which you’d like for me to write about, feel free to drop me a comment on any of my posts and I’ll do my best fulfill your request.
Thanks again to everyone who makes this blog and this website a reality – I’m talking about you, the readers. Lester would also like to thank you all but since he can’t type I’ll just have to pass along the message for him. So on behalf of the cat after whom this site was named, muchos, muchos gracias mis amigos! (Lester is bilingual, but Spanish is his preferred language).
Will the real Fat Lester please stand up?